Rise of the Machines!

First things first, I don't think I can post everyday, I mean if I were to post everyday then I might as well call this my freakin' diary. I am not gonna start any blog by saying "I was on my way to physio where I saw this super hot girl that I wanna bang!"

This is not some sort of competition where I wanna have 3000 posts and some of them say "Hi, this is post 2345, just wanted to say hi to all of you!"

When I post something it will hopefully mean something and be funny to those who read it. Now that I have bored you with this rant, time to get to the heart of the matter!

I am here to tell all you who do not have a Facebook account NOT to get one, and if you do have one put as little information about yourself as possible! In this day and age where people are trying to protect their identities, Facebook comes along and people are putting up their blood types and their addresses and shit! I mean why don't you just put a post on your Facebook page that says, "Message me for my SIN/Social Security Number and my credit card number!"

Another thing is, how addictive can Facebook possibly be where it is being banned by government offices in Toronto! I mean what the hell are these people doing all day long, looking up people that they banged or dreamt of banging in high school? I am pretty sure that these government "workers" can wait to get to home to talk to the guy that they haven't seen in 15 years about the time that they got high in the bathroom and drank out of the toilet cause they dared each other!

As a society we are finding more and more excuses NOT to meet each other in person! Whether it is MSN or whatever instant messaging service that you use, or Facebook, we are talking to people over computers that in some cases live a couple of blocks away! I understand the use of instant messaging to talk to people who live in another province/state/country, but if you live within 15 minutes of some and want to have a conversation with him or her, here is an idea, MEET UP WITH THEM! I know this idea seems radical but give it a shot I am sure you will enjoy it more than just sitting in front of a computer typing "lol" or "wtf" and hoping that the person on the other side senses your sarcasm over the computer!

I am somewhat of a hypocrite myself in that I do this often as well, but in most cases I talking to people while they are at work or who live a fair distance away from my place of residence. I try as much as I can to have in person conversations, but most of the time people are tired and just not up to it, which I understand.

All I ask is that people make the effort because after all, aren't we supposed to be controlling the machines and not the other way around?

He's Baaaaack!

After a long hiatus from the blog for retooling I have retooled and come back refreshed and re energized!

Some random thoughts that I have been wanting to say for quite some time:

1. This one is for all the ladies out there (and if you ladies are actually reading this blog, then all I can say is DAMN!). I honestly think that somehow all you ladies get together and ask each other "Is there a way we can all look exactly the same so that everyone thinks that we can't think for ourselves?"

During the winter it was jeans and those god offal Ugs boots and some sort of winter jacket that has some fake fur so that you all can look super cool! I think I saw a news story on Yahoo about the World Council of Ladies Who Look Super Cool that said there was a meeting in early March for the spring and summer fashion styles. It involved a new invention that Homer Simpson started off with called the Makeup Shotgun and it's continued use. There will be different calibers coming out in the near future such as the the 9 MM, the 22 Caliber and the 45 Caliber for those times when you are on the go and need that "I am on my way to work at Jarvis St." (Jarvis St. is Toronto's Red Light District essentially for those who do not live in Toronto)look.

I am not saying that all ladies are like this. Just the ones that I have seen more often than not at Yorkdale and on Richmond St. (Toronto's clubbing district). Moving on.....


2. I am here to promote a card game that will sweep the world by storm if it hasn't already. It is called BELOT!! Made by the great Frenchman Francois Jean-Jacques Belot (That may or may not be true). It is a combination of hearts and the Italian game Briscola. Look it up, study the rules and get your game on cause in a matter of years there will be a new NBA: National Belot Association!!



3. Well I can't think of anything right now so I will post one up later on today....... BEGIN the posting!!!