Sunday, May 6, 2007

He's Baaaaack!



After a long hiatus from the blog for retooling I have retooled and come back refreshed and re energized!

Some random thoughts that I have been wanting to say for quite some time:

1. This one is for all the ladies out there (and if you ladies are actually reading this blog, then all I can say is DAMN!). I honestly think that somehow all you ladies get together and ask each other "Is there a way we can all look exactly the same so that everyone thinks that we can't think for ourselves?"

During the winter it was jeans and those god offal Ugs boots and some sort of winter jacket that has some fake fur so that you all can look super cool! I think I saw a news story on Yahoo about the World Council of Ladies Who Look Super Cool that said there was a meeting in early March for the spring and summer fashion styles. It involved a new invention that Homer Simpson started off with called the Makeup Shotgun and it's continued use. There will be different calibers coming out in the near future such as the the 9 MM, the 22 Caliber and the 45 Caliber for those times when you are on the go and need that "I am on my way to work at Jarvis St." (Jarvis St. is Toronto's Red Light District essentially for those who do not live in Toronto)look.

I am not saying that all ladies are like this. Just the ones that I have seen more often than not at Yorkdale and on Richmond St. (Toronto's clubbing district). Moving on.....


2. I am here to promote a card game that will sweep the world by storm if it hasn't already. It is called BELOT!! Made by the great Frenchman Francois Jean-Jacques Belot (That may or may not be true). It is a combination of hearts and the Italian game Briscola. Look it up, study the rules and get your game on cause in a matter of years there will be a new NBA: National Belot Association!!



3. Well I can't think of anything right now so I will post one up later on today....... BEGIN the posting!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

NBA?? HAHAHAH... Jean-Jacques would be proud!

Anonymous said...

Ha, KB, put your act together and start posting about some Barabism.